Forget trying to please everyone. Please God and everything will fall into place.

I have no hidden talents that God doesn’t know.

My faith should be the only thing I fear man would steal.

I hate who I am.  Okay, thats a start.

Life as you know it is over.
Life as you’ve dreamed has just begun.

Most people want to be loved... Are you willing?

If God is up there, and I'm down here, the basic problem is distance.

Why me Lord?
“BECAUSE YOUR SQUARE HEAD FITS THE SQUARE HOLE DUMMY!"

My friends have one thing that sets them apart from the rest... Me!

Don't mind me... I'm in the learning stages of unlearning.

You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours…
While you’re still scratching mine!

Absent from the body, present somewhere.  Don't take a chance.

God is a prayer away. Okay one word, HELP!

I need a quiet retreat away from everything
that disturbs me… See ya!

Take time and smell the odors, because everything else will smell sweeter.

Don’t those fools realize how important I am to them?

Stop fighting against the wind.
Spread your wings and fly!

When you find God, you find emptiness apart from Him.

When you’ve been through the bad,
later on let’s talk about the goodness of God.

Let's share a heartfelt memorable occasion Go somewhere else!

Follow me and stay close, I have the shirt tails of Jesus.

Work:  An endless struggle to prove to your employer
that you’re worthy of a paycheck.

Stop annoying me! Just be me.

Tomorrow…A reminder
of what today should have been.

Jesus, why can't I express my love for you, without sacrificing my life for them?

My hand is tired. How's your mind holding up?

One word that will cure the world of racism... Jesus.

Calm down.
When you do, it gives your heart a chance to rest,
and your mind a chance to think.

To the vegetarian: I have a beef with you!

I'm a friend of God. A close acquaintance wasn't enough.

All I ever wanted was for someone to love me... Thank God I finally gave up my search and found Him.

Follow my example... As long as I'm following His.

Those who sleep do no wrong…
Except when they pass up the opportunity to do good.

I can't control my laughter... when it comes to me.

Are you really serious? Let me check your BP.

Bad things are happening all around us. It's horrible when it reaches me.

I used to have friends.
I got wise, and got a dog.

Out of the heart the mouth speaketh...
Speak well.

I stumbled into a hole too deep to see my way out. God gave me a leg up.

Don't stop me, I'm on a stroll.

So what's really up with you, besides your hormone level?

Whats lacking in your marriage? You!

My dog loves me. My epitaph will read,
"loved by no other than dog."

If you have to kick me when I'm down, do it with enough thrust to put me on my feet!

How can I love them when they tell me
how unloving I am?

I’m not special.  Just set apart.

The Devil was given the keys of Heaven,
but he chose the dungeons of Hell.

"Hold on a second!"
Truth is a second longer could be too late.
Seek God now.

I have no more to say about anything, except...

Its a slippery way.  Keep your feet
grounded on the Rock, Jesus.

I want to say it all in a short message…
God loves you!

There’s a fine line between right and wrong.
Don’t play hopscotch!

Heaven...  Are you Up for it?

Don't mind me, come back tomorrow when I'm sane.

Take everything Lord,
except what I can give back to you.

Eternity... a long time to put up with me.

God, give me enough time to heal in others the infirmities I find in myself.

I have been here 50 years.
Will it take another 50 to unlearn everything?

Let's get down to business. You don't like me, I don't like you. We have something in common.

Some people write books. I happen to write short stories in a phrase or two.

Remember to be kind, pet people like you do your dog.

You don't know me. When you figure it out keep it to yourself.

No Parking...
Unless you’re in the Red Zone, Jesus.

I’ve almost, for lack of reason,
followed my ambitions instead of His.

I've tried... Now it's time to trust.

put quote here.

How to do your job for God’s glory?
Stop complaining for a start!

There’s a thick membrane that separates you from God…
It’s called self.

Why try and make sense of a world
lost, and wanting of God, the Creator?

Maybe I can change them,
by changing me.

The horrible state that you’re in can be changed in an instant…
Let Him take the helm.

If you're nice, expect niceness.

You are excellent!
Apart from God you are frail.

Could someone shut the door? I'm reminded there's a world out there.

Can someone please stop me before I make a total irreversible mess of my life!

God, teach me to hate what is dear to me, and love what is near to thee.

I'm almost done. I just need your help completing this disaster.

Take my life Lord!
“WHY, YOU’RE SO UNIQUE.”

Give a minute to God,
and He’ll give eternity to you.

I'm about to go insane. When I'm there will I notice?

In a short note... I love you.

I don't wish to hurt you, so could you love me a little less please?

When your heart and mind tell you something is right, beat your body unto submission.

Help me! On second thought,
you are unequipped.  He is All sufficient.

You are running out of time. Stop running fool!

I've tried every direction except up.

If I write my thoughts, they'll be chemically (ink) imbalanced.

Wisdom…
Life’s experiences, God’s lessons.

Do you think God made little gods when he created you?

He can open up your heart... A pair of pruning shears, or a gentle touch. You decide.

God is my friend. I've learned this after years of searching in a friendless world.

Stop the world a second! Okay, continue.

You think you got it bad? Okay, you win.

God will chase you and pursue you... He will never overtake you.

Did you ever notice the the things you like
leave you wanting more? Come to the Living Water,
He will satisfy you.

Let me take a minute and introduce myself…
I’m lost, lonely, and in need of a savior.

Jesus is one thing to me... Everything.

Before you file a complaint with God, make sure your name is in His rolodex.

For lack of no better words,
Jesus saves.

He's the author of life? Write me into it please.

Relax, God wants to paint in you a masterpiece. Not a paint by number.

Be kind, and people will respond back with kindness.

In the latter days, God will speak through men like me,
(without the pride).

There's a third person sleeping in our bed... my past.

I am unharmed, protected, and safe…
I am locked tightly in the arms of Jesus.

I try to do what’s Right,
but Right reminds me that I’ll never measure up.

Help me Jesus!
"I WILL, BUT YOU FIRST MUST DIE."

We're made in His image... Can someone please tell me what that's supposed to look like?

Words... what would this sentence be without them?

Where can I go from your presence? Where can I run from my reflection?!

Jesus healed the paralytic. Why can't he deliver me from this problem.

The next time you're feeling sorry for yourself, take a moment and reflect on the cross.

It's simple math. Don't leave Him out of the equation.

I know it hurts a little, but could you forgive me?

We all have to die.
Why not do it with Jesus?

When you figure out it's Jesus you're lacking tell someone else.

God giveth and taketh away.
For your own good!

Take it for what it’s worth,
God could care less about your BMW!

God, I forgot what you told me yesterday, so please remind me today.

God help me to help others so that they in turn can help you.

Who are you? Okay, you look familiar. I saw you the last time I was shaving.

Beer...  Man’s way of diverting his attention to himself!

"Go to hell!" If I have to hear that again can you soften it up a bit?

Looking back I have two questions: Is it in the past? Why are you looking back?

Do you mind stepping aside for a moment,
and let me see your true side?

You don't need to be famous with God, just faithful.

Thanks be to God,
who pardoned the things my wife couldn’t forget.