Useful Quotes
God giveth and taketh away.
For your own good!
I can't control my laughter... when it comes to me.
Jesus healed the paralytic. Why can't he deliver me from this problem.
For lack of no better words,
Jesus saves.
The horrible state that you’re in can be changed in an instant…
Let Him take the helm.
There’s a fine line between right and wrong.
Don’t play hopscotch!
Remember to be kind.
Pet people like you do your dog.
I know it hurts a little, but could you forgive me?
Stop fighting against the wind.
Spread your wings and fly!
God will chase you and pursue you... He will never overtake you.
I'm about to go insane. When I'm there will I notice?
The earth is full of mysteries beyond my control.
Please let me control a few?
I've tried every direction except up.
Why me Lord?
“BECAUSE YOUR SQUARE HEAD FITS THE SQUARE HOLE DUMMY!"
God is a prayer away. Okay one word, HELP!
Let me take a minute and introduce myself…
I’m lost, lonely, and in need of a savior.
Life as you know it is over.
Life as you’ve dreamed has just begun.
Looking back I have two questions: Is it in the past? Why are you looking back?
If I write my thoughts, they'll be chemically (ink) imbalanced.
My friends have one thing that sets them apart from the rest... Me!
I'm a friend of God. A close acquaintance wasn't enough.
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours…
While you’re still scratching mine!
Jesus, why can't I express my love for you, without sacrificing my life for them?
Most people want to be loved... Are you willing?
If you have to kick me when I'm down, do it with enough thrust to put me on my feet!
Where can I go from your presence? Where can I run from my reflection?!
When you find God, you find emptiness apart from Him.
Why try and make sense of a world
lost, and wanting of God, the Creator?
I stumbled into a hole too deep to see my way out. God gave me a leg up.
When you’ve been through the bad,
later on let’s talk about the goodness of God.
My faith should be the only thing I fear man would steal.
God help me to help others so that they in turn can help you.
Its a slippery way. Keep your feet
grounded on the Rock, Jesus.
Calm down.
When you do, it gives your heart a chance to rest,
and your mind a chance to think.
Take my life Lord!
“WHY, YOU’RE SO UNIQUE.”
Forget trying to please everyone. Please God and everything will fall into place.
Let me contribute to the betterment of mankind…
I’ll shut up!
Can someone please stop me before I make a total irreversible mess of my life!
Stop the world a second! Okay, continue.
Thanks be to God,
who pardoned the things my wife couldn’t forget.
How can I love them when they tell me
how unloving I am?
Beer... Man’s way of diverting his attention to himself!
Could someone shut the door? I'm reminded there's a world out there.
Out of the heart the mouth speaketh...
Speak well.
I’m not special. Just set apart.
I want to say it all in a short message…
God loves you!
Are you really serious? Let me check your BP.
God is good, you are not, so let Him fill you.
Let's get down to business. You don't like me, I don't like you. We have something in common.
All I ever wanted was for someone to love me... Thank God I finally gave up my search and found Him.
Absent from the body, present somewhere. Don't take a chance.
I have no more to say about anything, except...
God, I forgot what you told me yesterday, so please remind me today.
You don't need to be famous with God, just faithful.
My dog loves me. My epitaph will read,
"loved by no other than dog."
Bad things are happening all around us. It's horrible when it reaches me.
How to do your job for God’s glory?
Stop complaining for a start!
Follow my example... As long as I'm following His.
I have no hidden talents that God doesn’t know.
Don't mind me... I'm in the learning stages of unlearning.
He's the author of life? Write me into it please.
I have been here 50 years.
Will it take another 50 to unlearn everything?
Who are you? Okay, you look familiar. I saw you the last time I was shaving.
Help me Jesus!
"I WILL, BUT YOU FIRST MUST DIE."
Relax, God wants to paint in you a masterpiece. Not a paint by number.
Eternity... a long time to put up with me.
Some people write books. I happen to write short stories in a phrase or two.
We're made in His image... Can someone please tell me what that's supposed to look like?
The next time you're feeling sorry for yourself, take a moment and reflect on the cross.
You don't know me. When you figure it out keep it to yourself.
I've tried... Now it's time to trust.
If you're nice, expect niceness.
Let's share a heartfelt memorable occasion Go somewhere else!
You are running out of time. Stop running fool!
Tomorrow…A reminder
of what today should have been.
There’s a thick membrane that separates you from God…
It’s called self.
You think you got it bad? Okay, you win.
Heaven... Are you Up for it?
Take it for what it’s worth,
God could care less about your BMW!
If God is up there, and I'm down here, the basic problem is distance.
In a short note... I love you.
It's simple math. Don't leave Him out of the equation.
Did you ever notice the the things you like
leave you wanting more? Come to the Living Water,
He will satisfy you.
God, give me enough time to heal in others the infirmities I find in myself.
He can open up your heart... A pair of pruning shears, or a gentle touch. You decide.
Work: An endless struggle to prove to your employer
that you’re worthy of a paycheck.
"Go to hell!" If I have to hear that again can you soften it up a bit?
Speak to me clearly,
but in a small still voice.
We all have to die.
Why not do it with Jesus?
Don’t those fools realize how important I am to them?
Maybe I can change them,
by changing me.
I used to have friends.
I got wise, and got a dog.
Jesus is one thing to me... Everything.
When you figure out it's Jesus you're lacking tell someone else.
Words... what would this sentence be without them?
Do you mind stepping aside for a moment,
and let me see your true side?
In the latter days, God will speak through men like me,
(without the pride).
Wisdom…
Life’s experiences, God’s lessons.
Be kind, and people will respond back with kindness.
Follow me and stay close, I have the shirt tails of Jesus.
When your heart and mind tell you something is right, beat your body unto submission.
Help me! On second thought,
you are unequipped. He is All sufficient.
Do you think God made little gods when he created you?
The Devil was given the keys of Heaven,
but he chose the dungeons of Hell.
I don't wish to hurt you, so could you love me a little less please?
"Hold on a second!"
Truth is a second longer could be too late.
Seek God now.
One word that will cure the world of racism... Jesus.
You are excellent!
Apart from God you are frail.
Take everything Lord,
except what I can give back to you.
I try to do what’s Right,
but Right reminds me that I’ll never measure up.
Don't mind me, come back tomorrow when I'm sane.
Take time and smell the odors, because everything else will smell sweeter.
God is my friend. I've learned this after years of searching in a friendless world.
Remember to be kind, pet people like you do your dog.
No Parking...
Unless you’re in the Red Zone, Jesus.
I am unharmed, protected, and safe…
I am locked tightly in the arms of Jesus.
Stop annoying me! Just be me.
Don't stop me, I'm on a stroll.
I'm almost done. I just need your help completing this disaster.
Give a minute to God,
and He’ll give eternity to you.
God, teach me to hate what is dear to me, and love what is near to thee.
To the vegetarian: I have a beef with you!
Whats lacking in your marriage? You!
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Before you file a complaint with God, make sure your name is in His rolodex.
I hate who I am. Okay, thats a start.
Those who sleep do no wrong…
Except when they pass up the opportunity to do good.
I need a quiet retreat away from everything
that disturbs me… See ya!
I’ve almost, for lack of reason,
followed my ambitions instead of His.
So what's really up with you, besides your hormone level?
My hand is tired. How's your mind holding up?
There's a third person sleeping in our bed... my past.